23 May 2009
Note: This was originally circulated as a text quote in Filipino.
Symptoms of a Certified Single
A girl is considered to be single if she…
- …often stays at home.
- …has a funtabulous social life.
- …is a sleep freak.
- …is a gadget addict. (always with her DS, iPod or PSP)
- …always sends text quotes by GM (Group Message).
- …frequently changes her hairstyle.
- …is gaining some pounds.
- …is usually overdressed. (and overly accessorized)
- …is pretending to be happy or trying to look happy. (but deep inside she’s not)
Symptoms of a Certified Taken
A girl is assumed to be taken if she…
- …tends to be flat broke almost always.
- …is usually haggard-looking.
- …is a penny-pincher.
- …tries to always look ‘blooming’ just so her BF won’t leave her.
- …has no social life.
- …has a SUN Cellular SIM card. (for unlimited phone calls to her BF)
- …is typically out of the house.
- …is normally boring in conversations.
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