30 January 2010
BECOMING...
1-800-BIOTCH
1-800-BIOTCH
1) Walk like you own the effin' street.
2) Talk like you know every damn thing.
3) When something astounds you, you exclaim, "Whaaaat?!?"
4) Facebook -> Plurk -> Twitter -> MySpace -- Order of succession of websites you open in different tabs when connecting on the internet
5) In pubs and in clubs, you introduce yourself as "Lola from Trinidad and Tobago"; also, you can try "Coochie from Gibraltar".
6) Whenever you're bored and got nothing to do, you either: a) talk to yourself; b) talk ABOUT yourself; c) reminisce ludicrous moments and LOL suddenly regardless of place, time, and all those bewildered people around you; or d) grab something to eat.
7) Never comb your hair.
8) Learn new pranks. It's always nice to make people either incredibly infuriated or incredibly fartilicious from LOLing.
9) You have to hate texting. Replying to text messages by SMS is utterly tiresome by reason of length, slowness, or dullness. You'll call 'em when you need 'em.
10) Never let anyone treat your dreams like they're for s**t!
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DanaDaDiva became a fan of "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
2) Talk like you know every damn thing.
3) When something astounds you, you exclaim, "Whaaaat?!?"
4) Facebook -> Plurk -> Twitter -> MySpace -- Order of succession of websites you open in different tabs when connecting on the internet
5) In pubs and in clubs, you introduce yourself as "Lola from Trinidad and Tobago"; also, you can try "Coochie from Gibraltar".
6) Whenever you're bored and got nothing to do, you either: a) talk to yourself; b) talk ABOUT yourself; c) reminisce ludicrous moments and LOL suddenly regardless of place, time, and all those bewildered people around you; or d) grab something to eat.
7) Never comb your hair.
8) Learn new pranks. It's always nice to make people either incredibly infuriated or incredibly fartilicious from LOLing.
9) You have to hate texting. Replying to text messages by SMS is utterly tiresome by reason of length, slowness, or dullness. You'll call 'em when you need 'em.
10) Never let anyone treat your dreams like they're for s**t!
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DanaDaDiva became a fan of "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
4 Comments:
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Hahahaha award! :))7.2.10cocky for a girl. i like that.7.3.10damn.5.5.10Let's just say that I'm not really a biotch, I could just be terribly STRAIGHTFORWARD at times. Heheheh :p
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