27 November 2009
Isang Pagsilip sa Ari, Uri, at Lahi ni Dana Eve Valencia
ABANGAN!
Si Eba: Ang modernong dalagang nagbibinata
Si Danita: Ang mula sa angkan ng mga “panginoong may lupa”
Ako si Danita. Kulay mais ang buhok; isa raw na elitista. Laking-siyudad; pinalaking bratinella. Prinsesa sa bahay; reyna ng sariling buhay.
Si Bebang Loka: Ang mahilig daw sa banana
Ako si Bebang Loka. Pinay sa kulay, ilong, at hugis ng mata. Subalit dahil sa makapal na eyeliner at kulay-kalawang na buhok ay madalas na napagkakamalang banyaga.
You're incredibly obnoxious but I like you a lot. [Randumdumz]
Labels: Dram-dramzzz
12 November 2009
Finally, it was my turn. I handed out my Form 5 and ID to the librarian. She then typed in my student number on the computer to look for my record... No record showed up. Well, she missed a 7 -- she keyed in 0778, instead of 07778. She re-entered it (wrong student number) and again no record. I was like "Jeez!" though I chose to shut it (ADHD Alert). By some whisper of a gracious angel, she figured it out and decided to retype my student number. This time, she got it right but still nothing came up. Then, she looked at my surname and just searched for it... VALENCIA, Allan... VALENCIA, Catherine... VALENCIA, Joseph. Heck! A Dana Valencia is nowhere to be found! So she thought for a while and turned towards me with a flabbergasted face and uttered in mere disbelief: "You've NEVER borrowed anything from the library?!?" I shook my head and told her that I'm not really a fan of the library. The old cashier lady sitting beside her also became sort of weirded out that she was trying her hardest not to chortle. The old lady then asked me, "You've been in college for four years and you haven't borrowed a thing here? You're not getting what you're paying for, dear." I found the incredulous stares and the smirks of the students lining up behind me bloody ludicrous and amusing. The atmosphere then became too awkward for me. I felt like an idiot. Should I feel guilty?
While I was walking towards the exit, a friend of mine approached me with a mocking grin, telling me how amazing yet ridiculous it is that I'm already graduating this semester and have survived all those research papers and other academic crap without the help of the library. "See, I hate the gloominess of the library, the Grinch-like librarians, and let's just say I can do magic," I told her sheepishly.
Everyone seemed to be in shock. So I wonder: Is it really that implausible that one can survive four years in college without wandering around the dusty book shelves of the depressing library?
Way to go, D! -- seems like you have a knack for standing out for bizarre and stupid reasons.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
Labels: Do Ask Do Tell
04 November 2009
Since I’ve ran out of zany topics and trash-talks, I’m gonna share with you my experiences abroad (which I hope are quite interesting). First off is my quick trip to Dutch East Indies --
Our first stop was
After that, we had lunch in a seafood restaurant built on wood and bamboo overlooking the sea view of north eastern coast of
Then, we headed to a village called Kampong where we were entertained by the villagers with their amusing performance of the traditional Kuda Lumping Dance. It was absolutely wonderful.
A good trip never ends without a visit to the shopping district and so we went to
After a few hours of shopping, our tour guide led us to the great jump off when they're heartbroken bungee jump.
No doubt, Batam is a wonderful place for a getaway! I had one of the grandest times of my life there. However, next time I’ll head off to
Explore. Dream. Discover.
Labels: Dilly-Dally
03 November 2009
Labels: Ding Dong