27 November 2009

Isang Pagsilip sa Ari, Uri, at Lahi ni Dana Eve Valencia


ABANGAN!


Si Eba: Ang modernong dalagang nagbibinata

Ako si Eba. Hindi mapigil sa kakadada. Kapahamakan ang dala. Pasensya na, ako naman kasi’y isang bungangang tinubuan ng nilalang.

Si Danita: Ang mula sa angkan ng mga “panginoong may lupa”

Ako si Danita. Kulay mais ang buhok; isa raw na elitista. Laking-siyudad; pinalaking bratinella. Prinsesa sa bahay; reyna ng sariling buhay.



Si Bebang Loka: Ang mahilig daw sa banana

Ako si Bebang Loka. Pinay sa kulay, ilong, at hugis ng mata. Subalit dahil sa makapal na eyeliner at kulay-kalawang na buhok ay madalas na napagkakamalang banyaga.


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You're incredibly obnoxious but I like you a lot. [Randumdumz]

12 November 2009

Tuesday of last week was our enrollment (it was a special enrollment day for Graduating Students) for the new (and hopefully my last) semester so I had to go through the same old tedious nightmare process: Get the Form 5A from AS101 > Pre-advising > Enlistment > Post-advising > Student Fund payment > Library Clearance > Validation > Assessment > Payment of Tuition Fee. Anyhoo, once I was done paying the student fund, I headed straight to the building with loads of books (ah yeah, a place some call a "library"??) for the clearance -- and so I went inside (what's that word again? Oh right...) the "library" and lined up (mercifully, the line wasn't that long).

Finally, it was my turn. I handed out my Form 5 and ID to the librarian. She then typed in my student number on the computer to look for my record... No record showed up. Well, she missed a 7 -- she keyed in 0778, instead of 07778. She re-entered it (wrong student number) and again no record. I was like "Jeez!" though I chose to shut it (ADHD Alert). By some whisper of a gracious angel, she figured it out and decided to retype my student number. This time, she got it right but still nothing came up. Then, she looked at my surname and just searched for it... VALENCIA, Allan... VALENCIA, Catherine... VALENCIA, Joseph. Heck! A Dana Valencia is nowhere to be found! So she thought for a while and turned towards me with a flabbergasted face and uttered in mere disbelief: "You've NEVER borrowed anything from the library?!?" I shook my head and told her that I'm not really a fan of the library. The old cashier lady sitting beside her also became sort of weirded out that she was trying her hardest not to chortle. The old lady then asked me, "You've been in college for four years and you haven't borrowed a thing here? You're not getting what you're paying for, dear." I found the incredulous stares and the smirks of the students lining up behind me bloody ludicrous and amusing. The atmosphere then became too awkward for me. I felt like an idiot. Should I feel guilty?

While I was walking towards the exit, a friend of mine approached me with a mocking grin, telling me how amazing yet ridiculous it is that I'm already graduating this semester and have survived all those research papers and other academic crap without the help of the library. "See, I hate the gloominess of the library, the Grinch-like librarians, and let's just say I can do magic," I told her sheepishly.

Everyone seemed to be in shock. So I wonder: Is it really that implausible that one can survive four years in college without wandering around the dusty book shelves of the depressing library?

Way to go, D! -- seems like you have a knack for standing out for bizarre and stupid reasons.



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Explore. Dream. Discover.

04 November 2009

Since I’ve ran out of zany topics and trash-talks, I’m gonna share with you my experiences abroad (which I hope are quite interesting). First off is my quick trip to Dutch East Indies -- Indonesia! In an archipelago named Riau, lays the majestic island of Batam. It was a crazy morning I had just from the nauseous ferry trip and so when my 'rents and I arrived at Batam Center Ferry Terminal, it was such a relief to spot a peaceful town filled with lovely people.


Our first stop was Waterfront City where you can do lots of fun stuff like parasailing, bungee jumping, jet skiing, and more. I’m not really sure where exactly or what’s the name of the place but I did some go-karting too which was a lot of fun!


After that, we had lunch in a seafood restaurant built on wood and bamboo overlooking the sea view of north eastern coast of Batam. The food, however, I didn’t really enjoy that much. All I saw were pots and dishes of orangey soup and vegetables! No offense but I’m not exactly a fan of spicy chows. The only things I enjoyed there were the magnificent seascape and the delightful coconut juice. Hahah!


Then, we headed to a village called Kampong where we were entertained by the villagers with their amusing performance of the traditional Kuda Lumping Dance. It was absolutely wonderful.


A good trip never ends without a visit to the shopping district and so we went to Nagoya – the center of business and commerce in Batam. This unique town (with a Japanese name) has the biggest malls on the island. I got the chance to toddle around Ramayana Shopping Center and Mega Mall Batam Center. Although the shopping malls there are nothing compared to the ones here in the Philippines, I did enjoy just walking around, enjoying the people’s culture, and talking to different people. The Indonesians are just incredibly nice and awesome people, I dare say. Actually, there was an incident where I was approached by some store employees and asked me if I was an actress or something. That was deucedly hilarious! Also, I learned a lot from Indonesian artists. I happened to pass by an art gallery where I met an extraordinary painter who introduced to me a new style of painting. He paints and designs various crafts with images of palms, dolphins, and shells – all of which are breathtaking. It was because of his influence that I began painting aquatic images and the like. His skill and style had that enormous impact on my creations until today.


After a few hours of shopping, our tour guide led us to the great Balerang Bridge where, for some weird reason, I took most of the pictures. The bridge was so highly elevated that people actually go there to jump off when they're heartbroken bungee jump.


No doubt, Batam is a wonderful place for a getaway! I had one of the grandest times of my life there. However, next time I’ll head off to Jakarta for a more incredible nightlife experience. Hahah!


[Some images grabbed from Travelpod.com]
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Explore. Dream. Discover.

03 November 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, mates!

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face.your.fears.


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